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I need a killer logo sick logo very picky most represent awesome just listen to the name smack!!!!!!!!!!!!! that right smacktorrent.com

Due to timewasting effort of a scriptlance – having to re-post!

Looking to Re-Brand our Bootcamp fitness business and require a New flyer design.

We are looking for experienced project designers to develop our flyer, we have the concept… all that is required is the know how to translate this concept into a completed flyer format.

This is a short listing with a maximum of $20 bid – Bids exceeding this price will be discarded! WOrk to be completed within 72 hours.

Looking for logo illustration for our new brand of fitness camp

We have attached a SAMPLE of the kind of illustration we are lookng for.

We would like the ‘Ass’ to have a full metal style army helmet with camouflage with ears sticking through top also having boots on front hooves.

By the rear kicking hooves we want the text “Kick Ass Bootcamp”

Hope this project can be done ASAP and looking to hire immediatley, we have the concept and you need the skills.. project is easy and must be reflected in bidding..maximum boid being $25 anything over will be deemed too high

Thanks

I need a logo for WWW.MyLaptopIsBroke.com
I fix laptop computers
I repair laptop jacks
I need 3 different designs.

I’d like to talk to swastiktechnologies1 about kick starter

This project should be very simple for someone who is experienced. A competitive offer will lead to future work. We have lots of logos that need developed.

Bidder must include the word “donkey” inside their bid. All others will be ignored…

We need a Kick Butt logo created for our client’s website.

http://www.boisesitedesign.com/ssp.html

The logo will go in the top left corner (see url above for details)!

The logo will read “Sound Sample Pro” and the “.com” is optional.

We are looking for someone who can produce and deliver the “wow-factor”.

Please submit your bid with your mockup inside the private message board. Those people who take the time to make some Kick Butt mockups, will have a much higher chance of being selected.

Final project must be delivered in both Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator format.

Good luck bidding!

Hello every one

I have dog training forum, its brand new forum. I need kick start for my forum
hXXp://www.traindogshome.com/forum.html

How can you help me?

Hello there. I am seeking an experienced programmer to design a php-mysql driven chatroom.
Before you bid, I recommend that you lookup and test out a demo of phpMyChat. However, this is only optional. Please note that this project will be somewhat based on the phpMyChat software. If you are familiar with phpMyChat, you will understand everything in this project, without a doubt.

***I would prefer someone who has worked on chatrooms before***
***Please do not just ignore this project because of confusion! If some of these points are difficult for you, please let me know! We can negotiate!***

Please do not tell me that my requirements are impossible (someone on another site said this). phpMyChat was created almost a decade ago and has most of these features (I guess you can say that I want an updated version of phpmychat basically).

Feature Requirements:
- I want a fully featured PHP MySQL chatroom.

- No frames, please. PHP uses frames and it’s terrible. If possible, DIVS and TABLES only. While it is only OPTIONAL, an AJAX powered chat WOULD BE NICE. If you are not knowledgeable in AJAX, that is fine. But if you are, please tell me.

- The chatroom should have the capability to support multiple rooms. I would like the ability to create default rooms (room that will always be there) My users should be able to create public and password protected private rooms (these rooms will be wiped after they are left empty). When a user creates his own room, he/she will be the moderator of it. Meaning, they can /kick and /ban users from the room. They can also edit the room’s description.

- Sessions would be nice versus cookies.

- User-levels. Administrator, Global Moderator, Moderator, User. Moderators are essentially users, but they have the power to kick, ban and change of the description of a room that THEY CREATED. (Ex. Tom is user, he wants to create a room. He is the moderator of it and he can kick any troublesome users out if he likes.)

- Messages should be timestamped. Infact, this is the format that they should be in: “(Jun 27th) 14:23:14 [Username] [message]” (without brackets around the message). Action messages should be
bracketless and bolded. Example: “(Jun 27th) 15:63:14 Username message”. Users should be able to use <b>, <i>, and <u> tags for sending messages. The character limit on the text box for

- The chatroom should have user profiles. The user should be able to edit their profile using a simple interface (no richtext editors). Username, password, gender, e-mail, description and photo url should be editable. The description field should only allow the <center></center>, <b></i>, <i></i>, and <u></u> tags. Any other tags should not be executed.

- phpMyChat uses IRC-style commands. (ie. /kick, /ban, /ignore, /join [Room name]). Because of this, we would like the chatroom to use IRC STYLED commands to perform various functions.
Function-list (cmds):
– The ability to /kick or /ban a user (must be a moderator/administrator)
– Ability to change font color using a hex value.
– A ‘clear’ function. This function should clear the screen of all messages, giving the user a clean screen.
– An invite function. This comes in handy for inviting staff members (admins and mods) for help or inviting a friend to a private room.
– Personal messages, or whispers. A user should be able to send private messages to other users who are currently in the chat. Users should receive them in the chat, as: “(Jun 27th) 23:25:11 [User whispers to User] message”
– Action commands. (ie. /me walks away, : walks away, /she walks away, /he walks away) . The posts should be bolded.
– Status function. User should be able to select “Available”, “Busy” and “Away” from a drop down list.
– A function to create rooms. Users should be able to create rooms in the chat by typing “/room roomnamehere”. If its a private room, “/pvtroom roomnamehere passwordhere”

Staff ONLY Functions
– An announcement function. This function will be exclusive to administrators and specific moderators only. Basically, this function allows a staff member to type a message and propagate it through the entire chat (as in, every room)
– Ability to view, delete and edit users and their profiles
– Ability for the administrator to promote users to Mods, Global Mods and Admins.

****All functions except /kick, /ban, /room, /pvtroom, and the action commands (/me, /she, /he, : ) should be placed into a user panel. Users should have a link to open their panel. Staff only functions will be in a separate panel, obviously only accessible by staff. Staff should have a link to open their panel. ****

Any questions may be asked in the PMB. Happy bidding!

Ok here is the deal. I have a social media news/information site that needs a kick ass take no prisoners pimped out WordPress Design Makeover. I am talking something eye catching and brandable. Nothing lame will be considered and it must have a nice Web 2.0 feel to it.

This site is only a few months old and specializes in anything related to social media (twitter, facebook, linkedin, etc) and is already in the alexa top 100,000 sites. we are basically competing with sites like mashable and other social media information sites.

You are free to create a unique color scheme as well as a web 2.0 logo. You get to start with pretty much a clean slate to be as creative as you can be.

We need something unique and kickass to pimp out the site. We only want the best design options…beginners and people who can’t take criticism/suggestions need not apply.

Requirements

Classified Ads With a Kick, For a Particular Product Line

This website will deal with a specific type of product, which I will keep confidential for the time being. The type of product involved does typically have an expiration date. The site’s primary content will be “descriptions” of many of the hundreds of products that fall within this product line we are dealing with. These descriptions may be created by admins or by registered users of the site. Users will attach free classified advertisements called “tickets” to these descriptions. The site will initially begin with no content at all. All content will be added by the site admin (me), or users. Users will have an eBay-style private message area where they may receive and respond to messages from site admin and other users they are completing a deal with. A blog and community forum will also be attached to the site.

The site must be compatible with IE 6, 7, 8, and Firefox. An per-existing or custom content management system will be necessary in order to allow me to make changes when necessary. The CMS must afford differing levels of control between system admins and site moderators. Written in Pphp using a LAMP setup (Linux, Apache, MySql, php). I would like the ability to add one-line text ads throughout the page. I would like to be able to add Google AdWords text ads on the sides of the page.

The timeframe for completion is 3 and one half months, with a two week beta testing period.

Please provide separate quotes for coding, design, and both together. You may separate the optional items or include them in the quote as you wish.

The descriptions will include the following information: product title, product description, retail price, optional link to corresponding forum post, optional expiration date, optional links to product info, and number of completed sales of this product on the website IF greater than zero. This sales number will of course be dynamic content. There will also be a place for users to vote the described product up or down. A description may only be edited by the creator, the site admin, or a moderator that the admin has assigned.

The home page will show various featured product descriptions. There will be a search box to search for product descriptions by key word(s). The search results may then be sorted by the following fields: Featured (default), Popular, Rating, Newest, Most Available, and Expired. Continue reading for descriptions of these fields.

The home page will have navigation tabs at the top, which sort the descriptions in different ways for the user. The tabs will be: Featured (default), Popular, Rating, Newest, Most Available, Regional, and Expired. When clicking on a tab, the entire web page will change. I would like to limit the use of AJAX and advanced technologies. No Flash is to be used.

Here are how the descriptions are sorted either by clicking tabs, or by sorting a key word search:

-Featured: Description order is determined by internal site administrator (me)
-Popular: Products described that have the most completed sales on our website come first (see below for more information on how this sales process works)
-Rating – The product description’s rating as voted by users. Users points may be weighted (see below under optional items).
-Newest – Most recently added descriptions
-Most Available – Descriptions with the most classified ads (tickets) attached to them
-Regional – Clickable map above. Below, sorted by state and then city with a number in parentheses showing how many offers exist for the particular city. Cities can be added.

Connected to the descriptions will be free classified advertisements called Tickets. The site will enable registered users (free registration) to post free classified tickets for the exact product in the description if they have one that they would like to sell. In the same way, users may also post a tickets under a product description if they are looking to buy one of the described products.

Tickets will include the following information:
-Product Title – This is automatically populated from the description that the new ticket is being connected to
-Link to the “Description” the ticket is associated with. Again, this is automatically populated.
-”For Sale” or “Looking to Buy” designation
-Price (determined by creator of ticket – This can be the same or different from the retail price on the description
-Payment methods accepted or offered, depending on whether it is a “For Sale” or “Looking to Buy” ticket. (eg. PayPal, Google Checkout, personal check)
-Any information that will be needed or given upon completion of the sale (ex. Name and address, telephone number, etc.)
-Detailed user score information – This is the score of the individual posting the ticket. It is derived from e-Bay style feedback from other users in prior transactions.
-The creating user’s ID or name will be kept anonymous at this stage

After you click on a product description, you will see the tickets below it that users have added that are associated with that product. If there are more “For Sale” tickets, these will show first, and there will be a tab to click for “Looking to Buy” tickets. If there are more “Looking to Buy” tickets, then the opposite will take place. There will be a couple of boxes you can check above the tickets to select “show only FOR SALE tickets” or “show only LOOKING TO BUY tickets”.

Users will then have the ability to sort tickets after clicking into a product description. They can sort by the following fields:
-Ticket creator’s user score high to low
-Ticket creator’s user score low to high
-Ticket price high to low
-Ticket price low to high

When a user accepts a ticket (ex. They want to buy a product offered in a “For Sale” ticket), the original creator of the ticket (not necessarily the creator of the description) is notified and asked if they would also like to accept. This gives them a chance to look at the receiving party’s detailed user score before completing the transaction. The receiving party is also kept anonymous at this stage.

If the offering party accepts:

-Both parties are prompted to make payment of our fee to the website. The fee will initially be heavily discounted for the first months of site operation, but they need to see that in the future, the fee will be the greater of $2 or 10% of the product cost. We will accept payment via PayPal or Google Checkout, including credit cards used via either of these payment gateways,
-When payment is made, usernames are revealed to the two parties, and the two users may begin to communicate through messaging each other in the user message area (not the forum messaging area) to exchange pertinent information.
-User messages must be automatically filtered to prevent the exchanging of email addresses, etc.
o If attempting to submit a message with a filtered word/s, the writer gets a
notice telling them “Unless you wish to edit, the following words will be
removed from your post in accordance with our terms..” The removed words
will be highlighted in red in the message. They will then have the option
to click “Edit” or “Submit”. An alert with the original message as typed
before filtering will be sent to the board moderator and site admin for
their information.
-The two parties are able to rate each other any time after payment. Ratings will include:
o An overall rating of one to five stars
o Sub-category ratings (these do not affect the overall rating)
_ Timeliness of money transferred
_ Accuracy of the ticket information
_ Communication
o An optional text review of 140 characters or less
-The two parties’ ratings of each other are not published until BOTH RATINGS have been submited, unless:
o If the receiving party’s rating has been submitted for 5 full calendar days
already with no rating submitted from the offering party. In this case, the
receiving party’s rating is published and the offering party no longer has
the opportunity to rate the receiver.
o If the receiving party never completes a rating, then no ratings will be
published, even if the offering party has submitted a rating to be
published.

If the offering party does not accept the receiver, the offering party is asked if they need to block this kind of offer or this user in the future, leading them to a new page
-Offering party may block
o the same offer from the same user,
o and/ or the user altogether,
o and/ or the same offer from all users

User Forum considerations
-users can add to each others’ forum reputation scores as at slickdeals.net user forum
-separate forum private messages
-filters on posts and private messages (with clear warnings as in the main site user messages above)
-free registration
-normal forum capabilities for registered users – search, avatar, etc.

Optional Items

*Even if these items are not implemented initially, the site must be constructed so that they may be added later if desired.

-The ability to add a ticket to your “Watching” list of tickets you want to consider for the future.
-A link beside the search box for “Ticket Search” where you may search only tickets b(not descriptions) by a key word(s)
-If a product expires before the expiration date, a user can tag the description as expired through a link on the description that says “Mark as Expired”. When this is done, a statement in red text will be put on the description that says “A user has tagged this product description as expired. Please vote it expired or active here.” The product will become expired when it reaches a certain number of votes of expiration from users. If the point balance goes to zero or a negative number from people voting it active, the warning in red will go away.
-Safari compatibility is a plus.
-The ability to change the site’s background/ wallpaper from time to time is a bonus.
-When users vote on the rating of an offer, or whether an offer is expired, their points are weighted. Here are things that give weight to a user’s vote:
o 10 points for completed sales transaction
o If 4 stars user rating, multiply transaction points by 2. If 5 stars,
multiply by 3

o 2 points for each level of Forum Rating attained
o 1 point for each portion of a year as a user
o 1 point for each 10 Forum posts
- User’s points can be set to 0 by admin if I don’t want their vote to count.

Graphic Design Considerations

-The “For Sale” And “Looking To Buy” tickets should be differing colors.
-A female graphic artist is preferable.
-no Adobe Flash
-appealing to both genders and a variety of ages and demographics
-clean looking
-offers should be enclosed in an empty, rounded rectangle
-tickets should be enclosed in the shape of a luggage tag
-minimal javascript if any
-800 pixel fixed width – non-scaling, but with a backdrop/ wallpaper color or pattern behind it
-pleasing color scheme, with colors used to highlight important areas of the page
-logo stands out, is trademarked and integrated with surrounding graphics and slogan
o I can provide some direction on the logo
-rounded corners
-shading and reflection for depth
-good use of white space
-unique, eye-catching
-very obvious search bar
-possible use of elements from US paper currency
-favicon

Classified Ads With a Kick, For a Particular Product Line

This website will deal with a specific type of product, which I will keep confidential for the time being. The type of product involved does typically have an expiration date. The site’s primary content will be “descriptions” of many of the hundreds of products that fall within this product line we are dealing with. These descriptions may be created by admins or by registered users of the site. Users will attach free classified advertisements called “tickets” to these descriptions. The site will initially begin with no content at all. All content will be added by the site admin (me), or users. Users will have an eBay-style private message area where they may receive and respond to messages from site admin and other users they are completing a deal with. A blog and community forum will also be attached to the site.

The site must be compatible with IE 6, 7, 8, and Firefox. An per-existing or custom content management system will be necessary in order to allow me to make changes when necessary. The CMS must afford differing levels of control between system admins and site moderators. Written in Pphp using a LAMP setup (Linux, Apache, MySql, php). I would like the ability to add one-line text ads throughout the page. I would like to be able to add Google AdWords text ads on the sides of the page.

The timeframe for completion is 3 and one half months, with a two week beta testing period.

Please provide separate quotes for coding, design, and both together. You may separate the optional items or include them in the quote as you wish.

The descriptions will include the following information: product title, product description, retail price, optional link to corresponding forum post, optional expiration date, optional links to product info, and number of completed sales of this product on the website IF greater than zero. This sales number will of course be dynamic content. There will also be a place for users to vote the described product up or down. A description may only be edited by the creator, the site admin, or a moderator that the admin has assigned.

The home page will show various featured product descriptions. There will be a search box to search for product descriptions by key word(s). The search results may then be sorted by the following fields: Featured (default), Popular, Rating, Newest, Most Available, and Expired. Continue reading for descriptions of these fields.

The home page will have navigation tabs at the top, which sort the descriptions in different ways for the user. The tabs will be: Featured (default), Popular, Rating, Newest, Most Available, Regional, and Expired. When clicking on a tab, the entire web page will change. I would like to limit the use of AJAX and advanced technologies. No Flash is to be used.

Here are how the descriptions are sorted either by clicking tabs, or by sorting a key word search:

-Featured: Description order is determined by internal site administrator (me)
-Popular: Products described that have the most completed sales on our website come first (see below for more information on how this sales process works)
-Rating – The product description’s rating as voted by users. Users points may be weighted (see below under optional items).
-Newest – Most recently added descriptions
-Most Available – Descriptions with the most classified ads (tickets) attached to them
-Regional – Clickable map above. Below, sorted by state and then city with a number in parentheses showing how many offers exist for the particular city. Cities can be added.

Connected to the descriptions will be free classified advertisements called Tickets. The site will enable registered users (free registration) to post free classified tickets for the exact product in the description if they have one that they would like to sell. In the same way, users may also post a tickets under a product description if they are looking to buy one of the described products.

Tickets will include the following information:
-Product Title – This is automatically populated from the description that the new ticket is being connected to
-Link to the “Description” the ticket is associated with. Again, this is automatically populated.
-”For Sale” or “Looking to Buy” designation
-Price (determined by creator of ticket – This can be the same or different from the retail price on the description
-Payment methods accepted or offered, depending on whether it is a “For Sale” or “Looking to Buy” ticket. (eg. PayPal, Google Checkout, personal check)
-Any information that will be needed or given upon completion of the sale (ex. Name and address, telephone number, etc.)
-Detailed user score information – This is the score of the individual posting the ticket. It is derived from e-Bay style feedback from other users in prior transactions.
-The creating user’s ID or name will be kept anonymous at this stage

After you click on a product description, you will see the tickets below it that users have added that are associated with that product. If there are more “For Sale” tickets, these will show first, and there will be a tab to click for “Looking to Buy” tickets. If there are more “Looking to Buy” tickets, then the opposite will take place. There will be a couple of boxes you can check above the tickets to select “show only FOR SALE tickets” or “show only LOOKING TO BUY tickets”.

Users will then have the ability to sort tickets after clicking into a product description. They can sort by the following fields:
-Ticket creator’s user score high to low
-Ticket creator’s user score low to high
-Ticket price high to low
-Ticket price low to high

When a user accepts a ticket (ex. They want to buy a product offered in a “For Sale” ticket), the original creator of the ticket (not necessarily the creator of the description) is notified and asked if they would also like to accept. This gives them a chance to look at the receiving party’s detailed user score before completing the transaction. The receiving party is also kept anonymous at this stage.

If the offering party accepts:

-Both parties are prompted to make payment of our fee to the website. The fee will initially be heavily discounted for the first months of site operation, but they need to see that in the future, the fee will be the greater of $2 or 10% of the product cost. We will accept payment via PayPal or Google Checkout, including credit cards used via either of these payment gateways,
-When payment is made, usernames are revealed to the two parties, and the two users may begin to communicate through messaging each other in the user message area (not the forum messaging area) to exchange pertinent information.
-User messages must be automatically filtered to prevent the exchanging of email addresses, etc.
o If attempting to submit a message with a filtered word/s, the writer gets a
notice telling them “Unless you wish to edit, the following words will be
removed from your post in accordance with our terms..” The removed words
will be highlighted in red in the message. They will then have the option
to click “Edit” or “Submit”. An alert with the original message as typed
before filtering will be sent to the board moderator and site admin for
their information.
-The two parties are able to rate each other any time after payment. Ratings will include:
o An overall rating of one to five stars
o Sub-category ratings (these do not affect the overall rating)
_ Timeliness of money transferred
_ Accuracy of the ticket information
_ Communication
o An optional text review of 140 characters or less
-The two parties’ ratings of each other are not published until BOTH RATINGS have been submited, unless:
o If the receiving party’s rating has been submitted for 5 full calendar days
already with no rating submitted from the offering party. In this case, the
receiving party’s rating is published and the offering party no longer has
the opportunity to rate the receiver.
o If the receiving party never completes a rating, then no ratings will be
published, even if the offering party has submitted a rating to be
published.

If the offering party does not accept the receiver, the offering party is asked if they need to block this kind of offer or this user in the future, leading them to a new page
-Offering party may block
o the same offer from the same user,
o and/ or the user altogether,
o and/ or the same offer from all users

User Forum considerations
-users can add to each others’ forum reputation scores as at slickdeals.net user forum
-separate forum private messages
-filters on posts and private messages (with clear warnings as in the main site user messages above)
-free registration
-normal forum capabilities for registered users – search, avatar, etc.

Optional Items

*Even if these items are not implemented initially, the site must be constructed so that they may be added later if desired.

-The ability to add a ticket to your “Watching” list of tickets you want to consider for the future.
-A link beside the search box for “Ticket Search” where you may search only tickets b(not descriptions) by a key word(s)
-If a product expires before the expiration date, a user can tag the description as expired through a link on the description that says “Mark as Expired”. When this is done, a statement in red text will be put on the description that says “A user has tagged this product description as expired. Please vote it expired or active here.” The product will become expired when it reaches a certain number of votes of expiration from users. If the point balance goes to zero or a negative number from people voting it active, the warning in red will go away.
-Safari compatibility is a plus.
-The ability to change the site’s background/ wallpaper from time to time is a bonus.
-When users vote on the rating of an offer, or whether an offer is expired, their points are weighted. Here are things that give weight to a user’s vote:
o 10 points for completed sales transaction
o If 4 stars user rating, multiply transaction points by 2. If 5 stars,
multiply by 3

o 2 points for each level of Forum Rating attained
o 1 point for each portion of a year as a user
o 1 point for each 10 Forum posts
- User’s points can be set to 0 by admin if I don’t want their vote to count.

Graphic Design Considerations

-The “For Sale” And “Looking To Buy” tickets should be differing colors.
-A female graphic artist is preferable.
-no Adobe Flash
-appealing to both genders and a variety of ages and demographics
-clean looking
-offers should be enclosed in an empty, rounded rectangle
-tickets should be enclosed in the shape of a luggage tag
-minimal javascript if any
-800 pixel fixed width – non-scaling, but with a backdrop/ wallpaper color or pattern behind it
-pleasing color scheme, with colors used to highlight important areas of the page
-logo stands out, is trademarked and integrated with surrounding graphics and slogan
o I can provide some direction on the logo
-rounded corners
-shading and reflection for depth
-good use of white space
-unique, eye-catching
-very obvious search bar
-possible use of elements from US paper currency
-favicon

I need to make a kick ass one page website advertising my shocking pens.

The pen when clicked on sends a shock to the user, the pen is super hightech

the theme i want for my website is dark background and lightning with thunder sounds. and then the shocking pen appears.

The site must look super cool remember it is targeting males between the ages of 17 – 25. They will ultimately be purchasing these pens.

The website must be kick ass!!

Here are some examples of websites that I Think “kick ass”

Notice the dark background and lighted images and graphics on these websites.

1) http://theufostore.com/

2) http://delpadre.com/

3) http://www.stiworldwide.com/

Attached to this listing is a picture of an ad I have created to advertise my “RX 750 Shocking pen”

My site should have flash that shows lightning with sound of thunder.

Hi

I’m looking for a logo design. We design software solutions and need to have a logo that works for a wide range of software products that will be promoted through 2 websites.

Design will need to be relevant for “Kick Ass Solutions by Evolution Software” and both “Kick Ass Solutions .com” and “Evolution Software .com” on their own. (I hope this is making sense LOL).

So the logo will have to be a design on it’s own (without writing) and also a design WITH writing – one for “Kick Ass Solutions .com” and another for “Evolution Software .com” . The writing cannot be integrated with the logo design though, so that as we add more software to our range we can create a logo that matches the existing ones.

Graphics should have a clear background.

To be considered for this project please supply a rough draft of your idea relating to Kick Ass Solutions by Evolution Software.

Any questions, just let me know.

thanks