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I am looking for creation of WordPress funny pictures theme similar to damnlol.com
aksmaks.com
lolhit.com
Small header. SEO friendly. Lightweight and capable of handling a lot of traffic.

Hello

Im looking for someone to create a random funny picture android app that selects a picture randomly from my server online

The features

* Easy Refresh
* Save Images to phone
* Share Images

Looking for a production company to make short funny videos about 30 seconds to 3 minutes long. Need this to promote a comedy club called “Laughing Skull lounge” and this is the company website www.vortexcomedy.com

I am looking for creation of WordPress funny pictures theme similar to damnlol.com. Small header. SEO friendly. Lightweight and capable of handling a lot of traffic.

I am looking for a long term partner. I am looking for someone who can create funny funny funny skits for this new cartoon. The cartoon will be one that airs on networks such as “adult swim”. This will be a mature audience film. I need 13 skits and again i am looking for a team. I have over 50 characters already complete. They are in the process of being colored in photoshop by another team member. Please let me know if you are interested. Since I am looking for a partner I am willing to pay you long term monthly or I will also pay one set fee. Let me know your fee. Contact me as soon as possible. Thank you! (this is the next best thing)

I need some funny voices in english for a bobblehead iphone app, one Chinese and one Indian,

The English with an Indian accent must say Jib-Jab in a funny indian accent, and

The English with a Chinese accent one must say Fly Lice, or ching ching

I am open to suggestions if you think something else could be funnier. ( i would like some suggestions, because this is a funny app, so i am sure that there are other funny sounding things in Mandarin/Hindi (and other dialects in the sub-continent and east-asia)

I need one custom theme for WordPress created. I will be using this website to post funny pictures. The website will have similar features as http://lolsnaps.com The following are the requirements for the new theme:

1) Need small header similar to http://lolsnaps.com/
2) The next and previous buttons on pictures similar to DamnLOL.com
3) The content area needs to be atleast 728px similar to LOLSnaps.com & the sidebar needs to be 300px.
4) The website need to have light background colors similar to lolsnaps but not exact same colors.
5) The theme should be light weight and should be able to handle alot of traffic. Use more CSS instead of making PHP calls for everything.
6) The theme should be SEO friendly.

I need one custom theme for WordPress created. I will be using this website to post funny pictures. The website will have similar features as http://lolsnaps.com The following are the requirements for the new theme:

1) Need small header similar to http://lolsnaps.com/
2) The next and previous buttons on pictures similar to DamnLOL.com
3) The content area needs to be atleast 728px similar to LOLSnaps.com & the sidebar needs to be 300px.
4) The website need to have light background colors similar to lolsnaps but not exact same colors.
5) The theme should be light weight and should be able to handle alot of traffic. Use more CSS instead of making PHP calls for everything.
6) The theme should be SEO friendly.

I am looking for someone to create a short animated, cartoon video (I’m guessing flash but whatever you want to use is fine). It can be as short as 15-20 seconds and I will give details to the project bidder I choose.

But the basic plot is a young woman who dies in a funny way with one man looking surprised watching her, very suddenly. I don’t necessarily want it to be really bloody…it’s better if it’s funny, strange, random, and/or really sudden.

I will provide better descriptions about how the two characters can look (skin color, hair color/style, and clothes) to the project winner. They don’t have to be detailed…I’m more interested in a quick funny video than something with a lot of detail.

I can add the audio tracks on my own later if you just make their mouths move south park style in the video.

I need pictures extracted from http://www.epicfail.com/type.php?fail=picture total of 239 pages placed in zip

i also need pictures extracted from http://www.epicfail.com/epic-fail-list.php . placed in zip file

Need full size photos not thumbnails

Hello, i need a person to post 1 or 2 blog post a day on my blog. The blog is about funny/wierd/sexy(NO-NUDITY) photos. The blog post contains:

- Funny creative title
- Photo (will have to research the net)

Along with posting to the blog, the poster will need to post this to 2leep.com as well as wahoha.com

This is a trial project. If all goes well this will be a long term project. Post your bid for 60 posts.

I need programmer to do a simple apps for me , kindly we try to do as simple we can about funny apps , pleas Pm me

Hi,

My Ebay Store that I am building needs a logo that is more like a cartoon or good sketch. It’s called Mr Mom Jewelry.

I need someone to design me a funny logo showing a man (Mr. Mom) lying flat on his back with a diaper on his head, while a little baby sits on his belly smiling while looking at a diamond in it’s hand and a necklace around it’s neck, along with some other funny things that would make most people laugh. Any input or ideas that you may have, please let me know in your pmb.

If you want a fun project this is it. I want to create a funny logo that will endear my customers to my business. If you can do this, please place a bid.

Hi!

I need a clone of picjoke.com or www.supermolduras.com or http://www.fotomolduras.com/
But the diference is that the images would be uploaded to imageshack.

Thanks a lot

I notice my website loads nicely on my browsers , but on internet explorer, I notice an image on my website is displaying on the wrong part of the page.

What is causing this issue? i am perplexed, my programmer says he can fix it easily, but he is curretnly on vacation.

I need an app made just like, Funny Pics iphone app. Check it out first so you know what it is.
http://www.apptism.com/apps/funny-pics
I need exactly the same thing made. All functions that Funny Pics has, I need as well.
PM me with your experience with past Iphone app projects.
PM first before bidding, and no silly outrageous bids as I just delete those.
Thanks, Richard

Hi all,
Need 200 FUNNY quotes less than 130 characters!

100 – about shopping
100 – about santa

Eg: Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

The quotes should not have religion, sex or race involved. Basically should be able to read them to children.

Once I award the project, you have 12 hrs to do it.

Goal, to make this image funny animated to get attention, using parrallax scroller (see the swf for what a Parralax scroller does generally)

- Use photoshop to separate out
pointing fingers, hands forams, arrms and body, head and background
so they stack nicely on top of each other.

- fill in the cut out areas in the images so that when panning they don’t show duplicates or holes. (e.g. where the hands are cut out of the shirt fill it in with black, where the body is cut out from the backgroudn fill it with yellow)

Once separated create 2 additional hand images where it looks like the forefingers are closed (like he’s pulling the trigger)

Import these onto flash at different levels as different movie clips.
Give each of these instances a name

Use the attached parallax engine ParallaxBox.as (see sample AS3 actionscript.txt on how to use it), and insert the clips into the engine script. Horizontal (side to side) movement
is more important than vertical.

On mouse down, swap back and forth on the open trigger finger to closed trigger finger as if he’s firing.

randomly place attach bullet holes (like he’s shooting through the TV screen) graphics to the front layer on these presses.

Re-Post due to lack of response

ASAP/URGENT:

I need a front page design placed in front of my forum.

Work will include:

1) Logo and Slogan (slogan will be provided)
2) Promotional Text for body part (I will help)
3) Navigation Menue (like gaiaonline)
4) Design of the page itself (quality work)
5) Upload/Integrate

I want it to kind of look like the design from gaiaonline dot com

Body part should include our competition of $2000!

Design MUST match theme or idea of my site and I expect the programmer to have his/her own ideas. Slogan will be provided!

Design MUST be funny, something funny that makes ppl want to sign up to my forum. I like funny and I want funny stuff on my front page.

It MUST/CAN have cartoons just like on gaia

I also want the moving globe from hellohello dot net in the body part that shows visitors to the site.

Page does not need to be long, just somethning funny and catchy

I trust your ability to understand the idea of the forum and design accordingly

If you dont know humor dont bid
If you are not creative dont bid
If you bid too high I will delete it

This should be enough info but if you have questions then pm and ask BEFORE bidding!

Please Note: I will escrow with eCheck from paypal which will take 3-5 business days (according to paypal) but please view my rating there you will see that I always pay. So please expect 3-5 business days delay for escrow. Look at my reviews to see that Im a reliable buyer

I need a front page design placed in front of my forum.

Design will include:

1) Logo and Slogan (I think I can provide slogan)
2) Promotional Text for body part
3) Navigation Menue
4) Design of the page itself

I want it to kind of look like the design from gaiaonline dot com

Body part should include the competition of $2000 for Top Poster until End of January 2010.

Design MUST match theme or idea of my site and I expect the programmer to have his/her own ideas. Idea of the forum is to have worlds largest forum with multiple categories and subcategories.

Design MUST be funny, something funny that makes ppl want to sign up to my forum. I like funny and I want funny stuff on my front page.

It MUST/CAN have cartoons just like on gaia

I also want the moving globe from hellohello dot net in the body part that shows visitors to the site.

Page does not need to be long, just somethning funny and catchy

I trust your ability to understand the idea of the forum and design accordingly

If you dont know humor dont bid
If you are not creative dont bid
If you bid too high I will delete it

This should be enough info but if you have questions then pm and ask BEFORE bidding!

Julia

PLEASE READ DETAILS BEFORE BIDDING!

Hi all,

We are looking for highly skilled programmers, who can create unique and creative works. For reference of what kind of website we need, please look through:
funny.uz
friends.kz
bugaga.ru

Overall we need:
Website:
* Logo and relevant creative theme at top
* Main area: News (pictures and videos can be previewed, refer to funny.uz and friends.kz)
* Left side: Categories, Counters, 20 Most Active Users, Banners^.
* Right side: Banners^ (Google, Yahoo, Admin defined)
* Fast and creative web designs (VERY IMPORTANT!)

^ Automated Banner poster should be included. Advertiser can upload image or flash file and select area of advertising (top, left, right) and automated paypal integration payments per month, per view. Price is defined by admin in the admin panel for each area. Banners will be placed after payment and approval by admin.

Admin Panel:
* Easy to use, fast and secured admin panel
* User management (add, edit, delete, blockallow news posting)
* News Management
* Add News
* Approve user’s news before posting
* Reward users for posting news (1-5 reward points given by admin after approval)
* Banner Management
* Change Color theme, Logo, Customize Theme.
* Different Levels of Administrators
* Top Level Administrator can Addeditdelete more administrators and define areas where they can access.

User:
* User accounts (forgot password, activation emails, etc. should be included)
* Registration form

Content:
* Texts News
* Photo News (open any photo news in friends.kz or funny.uz)
* YouTube and MetaCafe Videos
* Video uploads (Video Player needed)
* Flash Games
* Files for downloading

SCRIPT INSTALLATION OR SUPPORT SHOULD BE PROVIDED.

PLEASE NOTE: WE NEED FAST AND CREATIVE WEB DESIGN. Everybody is good in “talking”, and in order to find really good programmers, we will look through your portfolio first. So please, do provide us with best 2-3 websites that you created “from zero”. We will not spend our time reading 2 pages of text which advertise your companyteamgroup. If you have done this kind of websites, please provide with admin and user demos.

I need a nice osc templates for funnywear.net
it will be used for selling funny t shirts sweatshirts and girls tops. if you have a mockup in mind that will be great. the design needs to be simple but unique – not like all the generic templates you can download evrywhere….

also – the website will have another addon installed on it… you can see the addon here: http://www.advancewebsoft.com/t-shirt-customizer-for-oscommerce-p.html
so the template must work with the script and have no conflicts.

no escrow , i will pay upon completion of project. thanks for understanding.

Hi all,
I need 500 funny quotes/jokes etc by end of Friday. The quotes/jokes have to be less than 130 characters and they should be funny!!!

best
sonny

Simple Bid for Stock items
It is a simple bid script where a factory can put excess production, stock for sale inventory and invite his costumer to bid it for immediate shipment, please check enclosed HTM file which have more detail .
I want this to make with php and mysql
my budget for this script is within us$ 100 and I am looking to complete it in a 7 days time.

1. if the non required field keep blank than it will not be visible to front end
2. If bid Price is lower than set price in back end as ” funny lower % ” from the base price
than after the bid it will show massage in next page as set text in the backend as “Funny lowest bid text “
with the option as ” Back and increase your Bid ” + “Submit as Final Bid”
if click Submit as…..
it will send mail to bidder as well bid owner.
Example : Minimum base price is $. 100 and ” funny lower % ” set as 15%
than funny text will appear only if the bid is lower than $ 85
3. If the bid price is lower than 30% than do not allow to go in next page and show popup like
” it is not a child play game station “
4. Photo uploaded will resize as thumb and will create a link on it to view large photo on popup menu with “close” option and protect image by save picture
5. Bid Price is no be visible to front end
6. back end will show the three kind of text to display in front end
A – “Funny lowest bid text ” – For bit lower than ” funny lower % “
B – Bid text over the 15% ( i.e. 85.00 ) but still lower the base price
C – Bid Price is over the base price
7. Bid owner received mail should appear from as bidder email address
8. in back end there should be provision where can see all the placed bid and than can edit, delete or do in active
9. Bid Faq will appear on front end and back end also make provision for add, del and modify
10. Front End : show product photo ( one page about 4 products ) and show item number , brief description, etc
and than show … more detail
and than place button “Bid for it ”
when click the bid it .. show Bid form with the field
Bidder .. name , company name, address, email id, phone , cell no. country, post zip,
his bid price , bid qty, and comment ( make comment in text box )

Font end should be presentable

I need a MySQL database of inspirational and other types of quotes which I will list below. These quotes must be in the public domain (per U.S. copyright laws) and should NOT be scraped from other websites unless permission is granted by the website owners. I really prefer an existing database, rather than paying someone to collect the quotes. Please mention the number of quotes and which categories they cover.

Also, mention if they are already categorized and how that is setup in the database (e.g. only one category per quote, or fully relational with unlimited categories per quote).

Most Important Types of Quotes Needed:
1) Motivational
2) Inspirational
3) Love Quotes
4) Movie Quotes

Other Types of Quotes Needed:
Business Quotes
Funny Quotes
Funny Sayings
Happy Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Marriage Quotes
Miss You Quotes
Money Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Movie Quotes
U.S. President Quotes
Proverbs
Quotes about life
Short Quotes
Academic Quotes
Achievement Quotes
Anniversary Quotes
Baby Sayings
Barack Obama Quotes (funny or inspirational)
George Bush Quotes (funny)
Best Friend Sayings
Birthday Quotes
Clever Quotes
Cool Sayings
Cute sayings
Family Quotes
Famous Quotes
Famous Sayings
Friendship Quotes
Sports Quotes
Witty Quotes
Witty Sayings

Please email me if you have any questions.

Thank you for your interest in this bid.