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I have a comedy system that allows one to create jokes by following a simple process. I want to have it turned into an Apple or Android app.

I am looking for someone to write a radio comedy script about Susan a vet with all the right jargon who likes to sort out other people’s problems while ignoring her own. She is white, middle class and heterosexual – but doesn’t like to be reminded of it. She is a control freak but both her personal and professional lives are out of control.
I have attached a sample of a radio script. It doesn’t have to be in the same format just the dialog will be fine.

Regards,
Darren

I want to do a comedy show where each audience member has a simple remote with a switch that they can use to add or subtract time from the set of the comic they are watching. An administrator will be able to see the time left so he can let the comic know when it is up.

Hello
I would like you to bid on some SEO work I need done for these websites:

1) Comedy Club in Atlanta, GA
www.VortexComedy.com
Keywords: Atlanta comedy clubs, comedy clubs in Atlanta, atlanta comedy, things to do in atlanta, date night atlanta

2) Martial Arts membership site for all over the world
- www.facebook.com/weeklymartialarts
(yes, want to do some SEO for my facebook page)
-www.weeklymartialarts.com (site is being build-will need seo when it launches in a couple of weeks)
Keywords: martial arts, online martial arts training, martial arts dvds, martial arts training

3) Gold Buyer in Atlanta, GA
www.goldbuyeratlanta.com
Keywords: sell my gold atlanta ga, best place to sell gold in atlanta, ga, gold buyers in atlanta, ga

ok, pls let me knw what kind of pricing you would charge and what you would do.
please provide pricing to split up each project, and if I did all three/four with you

thank you
Marshall

I need 10,000 event invites on facebook to people 25 years of age and up, who live in Washington,DC only.

I’m a comedian with years in the business. I have tons of old video footage and photos. I just want a site that tells people about me , where I’ll be performing and that they can buy my new DVD. Something that grabs their attention. I was just voted College Performer of the Year, Nominated for a MAC award and finished as one of the five finalist on Last Comic Standing, so I’ll need someone that can trick out Myspace and Facebook to funnel my fans to the site. I’m trying to take advantage of some of the heat I’ve received this year. Tired of trying to do this with friends of friends. You can google my name and take a look at my stand up and photos.
I’l need someone to build the site from the ground up with a page to sell my DVD, upcoming shows, photo gallery, something that grabs peoples attention.